What Happens When You Ask Simon Cowell to Make You 'Cool'

You rip an American Folk Song and you also get the supposedly 'hip' phrase wrong as well. At least with Marmite you can choose not to eat, instead of having this brown filth rammed down your throat. 

For the sake of sanity you only need to hear the chorus. And now to cleanse my soul of this Satanic filth I have to listen to Mash2mix's fantastic mash of Katy Perry versus KISS 'I Kissed you Last Friday Night'.